This is rain.
On my couch cushions.
Thank you Sunbrella fabric, and whatever horrid toxic chemical you are covered with.
Filed under Beautiful things
What you are looking at on your couch is a parasitical microbe from outer space that has targeted specific people in Marin. Its goal is to turn those who sit on it (when wet) into Pod People totally at the beck and call of the aliens who are among us but who we cannot see. If you feel you are unjustly being targeted, you will have to file a class action suit under US Code 5478 Section 4 Paragraph 29-54/897. This will require proof of citizenship and a deposit of $4,987.98 in the form of a cashier’s check from your local Bank of America.
Thanks for clearing that up, Eugene.
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