My soulful, piercing, disconsolate, smirking boy, Hans.
Having just witnessed the ball of fury that is this performance from Katie Makkai (yes, please click this link and watch the video first), I find myself wanting to give her a giant hug. And not for the reason you might think.
Katie gets words like I get words. She can, of course, also memorize a whole hell of a lot of them in a row, and deliver those words with such bravery and sincerity and force (and levity) that I can only sit here and wonder.
But her performance, combined with the mosh pit sample sale I visited this morning in the lobby of a business here in Mill Valley, has compelled me to write today about the word “cute”.
What a horribly overused little word.
Women shopping, no matter if they are responding to shoes or baby clothes or dishes, will nine times out of 10, utter the word when describing what they see. Today I experienced a public bathroom that was being used as a dressing room for athletic wear, and right on cue, when a woman pulled on a top and turned to ask for feedback, the chorus would warble: “Oh, that’s so cute.”
You can hear it, can’t you?
I’d like to emphatically state that perhaps, just perhaps, a white cotton yoga top is not cute. In fact, to my mind, precious few things are cute. Baby animals might be the only true cute things in this world. The yoga top in question was well-fitting. I thought the design was unique, although it had a strange way of framing the woman’s boobs. Her girlfriend did mention that, but still deemed it “cute.”
“Really?” said the wearer, doubtful.
How can a sex-kitten high-heel shoe be cute at the same time an Ugg boot is? It can’t. A sexy shoe is hot, or makes a woman look like a vixen. It is fetching. Or bad, said in a way that takes three seconds for that word to leave your mouth. “Oh, girrl, that shoe is baaaad.” Which means, of course, that the shoe is very good.
What I’m getting at is sometimes one word just won’t do it. You need a good slew of them, to round out exactly how you feel. As Hans is struggling to use interesting verbs to describe his writing, I am cheering for unique adjectives to seep into his storytelling.